The lady is apalled that a guy just just called her "Sir"... Im thinkin the man jeans, XXL T-shirt and tennis shoes are not helping your cause, "Mame??". Imjest sayin.

"So you're reading a comicbook today?" Me: "um yea, how could you tell, by the spandex clad superheroes on the cover?? "Your superpower must be that keen eye for detail, Captain Obvious!"

Me and @Kynedi Nelson at the Franklin High graduation, celebrating with @Savannah Spencer. We're counting how many times the word "future" is spoken... 8x so far :)

A lady on the train regonized me from an event where I recenty sang. Then she introduce me to another rider as a "wonderful guitar player..." I didnt correct her in time and found myself squirming to get out of an awkward convo. For the record, I don't play guitar. So... consider the source when I recommended buying our instrument at WalMartg.

LOOK up lady, the train is FULL, standing room only and its hotter than heck. The only vacant seat is occupied by your big'ol bag. Yes we are all giving you the evil eye. If you'd be so kind as to look up from your "romance" novel and place your bag on the floor, that'd really be greeeat. Thanks :)